Clearly the best way not to get into a car accident is not to drive, but drivers ed increases the chances of safe driving when you do. It's not a free pass to drive recklessly on the road if you go through drivers ed. Why is the thought that by teaching kids how to protect themselves any different?

I need to remember that I'm not wanting to blow my ears off.

No offense, but you're my friend.

Just because you're a man it doesn't mean you can't be a woman.

Is that one guy that I killed dead?

If I had a blog, I'd post that.

You're gay, and not in the homosexual way.