The Quote Wall

Random quotes that I hear people say that I think are funny.

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I'm a very opinionated individual who loves pacifism and human rights. By profession, I am a machine learning engineer. I taught full time as a math professor for six years prior to changing careers. I value standing up for oppressed people and promoting education and liberty.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

You're a zombie: I love you!

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

(In response to a poorly-delivered "That's what she said." joke): "Your ham-handed approach with that phrase amuses me."

Monday, March 07, 2011

Elder Rollins (after I show him the way to my bathroom, through the bedroom and the closet): "It's like a quest to Mordor!"

Sunday, March 06, 2011

That's what you said I should do, so YOU do it!